My room smells like vodka and shame
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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