Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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