what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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