i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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