but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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