DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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