what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS