Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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