Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
