I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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