The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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