I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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