Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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