I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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