Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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