You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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