Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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