so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
do herpes really smell.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize