How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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