You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
smell my finger.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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