Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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