Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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