Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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