Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
And then he peed in my hair
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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