Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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