One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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