I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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