She is in my trunk
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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