ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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