Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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