His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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