I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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