I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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