i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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