laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm at about main and main street
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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