oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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