YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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