So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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