I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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