Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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