take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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