Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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