just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Randomize
