I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
my shit smells like andre
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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