Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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