I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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