ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You need Xanax blowdarts
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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