Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
