Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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