how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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