is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
