Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i believe in u and ur pee
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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