i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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