Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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