you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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