let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Someone signed my nipple.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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