i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
