whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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