He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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